THOSE SEXY TOMATOES Sex in all its mystery has much for us to learn My first clue that tomatoes required something came from my sister She said her husband was tickling the tomato blossoms since there were fewer bees this year I’ve seen no bumble bees around so for my one decked pot tomato I tickled but as in other matters and times I felt I needed more knowledge ‘go to Google’ Yes! Videos to demonstrate where to hold the stem how much vigor to shake with I Iiked better the link showing an electric toothbrush as vibrator and where to touch the not so delicate flower Sex, How great thou art! Great as home-grown tomatoes! 07/09 I.Spaulding
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God you are amazing…poetically…and also very practical…out comes my tooth brush…non elecetric…on my sulking Irish Toms…who know only grey..nis and infirmity…
You are a joy to me, PoetLina.
Teaching at Summer School I tried to explain our english phrase “tongue in cheek”, I should have shown them this video. :p 5*
Ha ha…Interesting… and informative…the things you find with Google! I love this.
Great! Insightful, funny. Cheers Ida, enjoy your fruits!
Masterful and fun…. 5* and faved
You live and learn! I also like the music, very playful.
I love this poem and how it playfully pulls me along, with equal measures of tenderness and humor.
haha!
intra-species love! with electrical vibration… lord, if i’d only known. my poor neglected, unloved, understimulated plants. the tomatoes were puny, sketchy, like unloved puppies. we ate em anyway, most of em green. we fried em up in corn meal.
Cute one! I won’t be able to enjoy my tomotoes now without thinking of vegetable husbandry — lol!